HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
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Maru the cat has turned 5 yesterday, and to celebrate the occasion, his human posted this new compilation of clips of him from 2011.
Australia - our papers are a public Avengers roleplay forum.
it’s in response to this btw
Its times like these I freaking love being an Australian.
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districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
(via bloodrusty)
Saved by: Captain America
Best Friend: Tony Stark
Lover: Hawkeye
Cockblocked by: Tony Stark
Enemy: Thor
Killed by: Black WidowSaved by: Hankeye
Best Friend: Hulk
Lover: Tony Stark (I’M SO OKAY WITH THIS)
Cockblocked by: Hankeye
Enemy: Tony Stark
Killed by: ThorSaved by: Black Widow
Best Friend: Captain America
Lover: Thor
Cockblocked by: Hulk
Enemy: Loki (ugu)
Killed by: Black WidowSaved by: Loki (Of all people)
Best Friend: Black Widow
Lover: Ironman
Cockblocked by: Ironman… reroll: Captain America (seems appropriate)
Enemy: Hulk
Killed by: err.. Loki.OKAY WHY CAN’T I GET LOKI IN THE RIGHT PLACE SERIOUSLY.
HOW THE HELL DID I GET HAWKEYE FOR EVERYTHING?
TONIGHT
WE RIDE!!!
layin siege 2 ur nations and stuff
(via askmarachan)
ohai there self-hatred, I guess I didn’t want to do anything today anyway
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